leftcoasttorightcoast replied to your photo “This one and one more then I’m off to school. There’s no way in Hell…”
Aww Man… So Damn SEXY!!!
Thank you. :)
newrider replied to your photo “And THIS is where I’ll run people off. My pudgy, three kids, c…”
The biker would say “Looks like you left your panties somewhere”.
..keeps talking and talking and talking…
And I thought the opaque black pair was decadent…
As I’m getting out of the shower, The Biker decides to try & pick a fight with me.
TB: ”I figured out why you’re such a distant bitch lately.”
ME: ”Oh yeah? Why?”
TB: ”You’re sleeping with someone.”
ME: ”I am? Are you sure? Where’s your proof?”
TB: ”I don’t NEED proof. You just need to know that I know and it’s time you break it off with him and come back to your family. Your mid-life crisis has lasted long enough!”
ME: *laughing* “Wow! Took ya forever to catch me!! Yeah, let’s put this one together. I only leave the house to go to work, school, run the kids somewhere, or shop for groceries. Maybe run an errand or two for you if you’re too busy with your work. You just KNOW that in between all that I’ve got some guy ready to jump my bones in the spare few minutes it takes to drive somewhere. Or what? You think I bring someone here, AROUND MY KIDS, to have a couple hours with? And MY mid-life crisis?! Seriously? Dude, you’d better hope like Hell that I never have one, considering yours has lasted, what, nearly the entire 25yrs that we’ve been together? If you’re thinking that I’m doing some payback fucking on the side for all the shit you’ve tossed my way, the only way I can think to respond, is…DAMN, I WISH!!!”
TB: Stands there looking at me.
ME: ”I don’t even want to be in the same room as you right now. Go away.”
TB: Turns, goes to his office, and POUTS for THREE HOURS.
*smh* Just shoot me.
leftcoasttorightcoast replied to your photo “And THIS is where I’ll run people off. My pudgy, three kids, c…”
oh Lady Please!, You carried your babies in there, Be Proud! - besides it looks like you’re enjoying a handful, right there! ;-) I
I am proud of the fact I was able to carry them…in spite of doctors telling me, beginning at age 13, that I’d never have children. MIBAD! :)
As for that handful…I’d probably enjoy it more if I had someone in the same room that would appreciate my efforts.